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This is a true story. The names have not been changed because all parties are GUILTY!!!
By day innocent puppy.
At night...
Secret Agent Pup
Secret Agent R222 your mission should you choose to accept it...
is to steal this highly delicate electronic device.
It is known to contain sensitive data which can not fall into the wrong paws. Once you have obtained this expensive device you must make it look as if it was done by this guy...
Your brother Ronin.
The job will be difficult. The device is plugged into a highly valued computer, which must not be disturbed.
Agent R222 you must carefully unplug this device making sure to not get caught by the owner who will be only steps away. She is very attuned to what trouble you puppies might be up to.
Once you have the device in your possession, walk quickly and quietly outside and place it in this location and cover it with dirt.
Aassuming he will not change pattern the unsuspecting dupe, Ronin, will follow you out. Then he will pick it up bring it inside and start chewing on it.
You MUST act as if you have nothing to do with the theft of the device.
The owner will see Ronin with the device, look at the evidence and the damaged Zen device.
 
With a swiftness never seen before, the owner will immediately jail the hapless dupe Ronin who will protest and claim his innocence.
If all goes as planned you will not be implicated in this crime. And Ronin's daily treat will be all yours.
Oh wait what's this... the device has a protective cover? Oh this is an unexpected twist.
 
The owner was extremely happy. The device continues to work perfectly and the screen is umblemished.
It is the Best Skinz Ever!
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